Piggy bank conservative

As inconspicuous as this conservative piggy bank is in the best sense of the word, it is just as powerful: Instead of the rubber plug that is usually placed on its belly, which virtually challenges the quick revision of a savings decision, it has an all-round sealed body that only releases the cash collected in it at the price of its complete destruction. In this way, the piggy bank teaches commitment by demanding decisions that endure, and it teaches discipline by ringing loudly with the promise of the sweet fruits of perseverance and renunciation that will loudly and amply compensate its shepherd on the day of slaughter for all the privations suffered. Of course, there are ways and means of escaping these self-tormenting mechanisms. In this (not unlikely) case, it is comforting that, if not the aforementioned personality facets, at least the technical understanding and motor skills needed to return some of the hastily fed cash through the piggy bank's slot are encouraged.